Ooooohhhhhhhhhh today was CRAZY!!! Jack slept not-at-all last night and I had some crazy dreams because I was up and down all night. He keeps coughing in his sleep until he chokes, so I have to get some water for him and turn on the humidifier. If I turn it on too soon, it gets too hot in the room and he coughs anyway.
Well, after the no sleep thing, Jack woke up and decided to brush his teeth with peanut butter. The jar was on the counter from the night before and he sneaked it away when I was answering messages and he scooped peanut butter out, using his toothbrush and proceeded to brush his teeth with the peanut butter. I wasn't sure it that sounded yummy or gross.
Later, I tried to feed the child EVERYTHING in the house and he decided on some Yakisoba noodles that have been in the cabinet for months. Weird child! I made them for him and he immediately sneezed noodles into my hair and then choked on another bite. After he yakked the noodles out, he puked them up and tried to re-eat them. Then, when I was cleaning that up, he grabbed another bite and REALLY puked on the carpet. ARG!!!!!
He has started recently pitching a fit whenever I get on the phone and try to talk to anyone because it interrupts his shows. Little devil. Today, he popped me on the mouth and said, "I said hush your mouth right now!" He almost got his little booty spanked for that one!
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