A Perfect Circle

Apparently, people back in the day believed that the ability to draw a perfect circle was a sign of insanity. I am absolutely on board with that because I have been drawing effing circles all night and the more pissed off I get and the more I talk to myself, the better they look to me.

 

 

Behold!

 

 

That is like.....16 or 17 circles that I had to draw. The following is a list of things that I used to draw them.

 

1. A compass  (Haha! No, you fools! I am too old and lame to be able to make my cheap-ass compass work well.)
2. A dinner plate.
3. A Captain America toy shield.  Appropriate, no?
4. The bottom of a Scentsy burner.
5. A small plastic plate.
6. A medicine cup.
7. The plastic decorator tip for my icing...um...decorating..thing. Whatever. It is too small to see in this picture.
8. The lid of a cookie jar.
9. 2 Bowls -- 1 plastic and 1 ceramic
10. Freehand!

 

Yes, freehand. At the end, my insanity set in as I rummaged through the house, looking for circular objects. I even ventured into Jack's room and braved waking my little sleeping dragon to see if he had a circular toy of the right size. He didn't, so I just decided to wing it. It will be sufficient.

 

If this ends up looking like crap, I am going to paint over it and find a properly crazy person to do it for me.

 

 

Now for the fun part! I get to draw all of the stuff inside the circles! And then try to paint it without it looking awful!  I don't think that this one is going to be as pretty as the other one, y'all.

 

 

 

 

In other news, LOOK WHAT I DEAL WITH EVERY MORNING!

 



 

So annoying!! It seems to get worse as I go up the "mountain" to Jack's school or back down. I will just be driving along and everything is awesome. Jack and I will be singing some Mumford & Sons as usual and we will be playing the "What Lives In The Woods" game or maybe "Zombies" (don't ask). Suddenly --BAM-- every window in my car fogs up instantaneously! There is none of this light fog creeping up from the bottom of the windshield. One second it is normal and then the next it is like driving an ice cube. To make it go away, I have to turn on the full A/C as fast as I can and then it is REALLY like driving an ice cube. What the heck, car? I love you SOOOOOOO much..but what the heck?

 

 

Here is Jackson, eating his Lucky Charms and yogurt.